Laugh Out Loud Funny

I just finished reading a book by one of my favorite authors, Janet Evanovich. Her books are laugh until you cry funny. I'm not sure which character is the funniest. There's Stephanie Plum a lovable but bumbling bounty hunter. Grandma Mazur chronic funeral home visitor, who doesn't fail to crack me up. Lula, a reformed Ho and wantta be bounty hunter with a real love of tight Lycra on her plus size body. Plus a list of other outrageous characters. If you need a fun summer read this series by Evanovich is a great place to start. We see people all over the hospital reading her books.

Here's one of the lines from Grandma in this last book that made me laugh out loud.
I do mean literally laugh out loud.

(loosely quoted)

Grandma Mazur: This boot makes me lopsided. My butt cheeks aren't even level. How'm I going to keep the breezers in.